May 2013
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
13 tags
I have a whole bunch of reaction images saved that I’ll probably never get to use.
6 tags
1 tag
I need more League of Legends friends.
1 tag
Feeling Off Key?
classicalmusichumor:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
antisocialtexting:
mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
shego:
call me princess buttplay because i want 28 black men with thick veiny black cocks to ravage my ass til I have a prolapsed anus
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Dirty Secrets
classicalmusichumor:
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
tupacabra:
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
maliciousmelons:
“what time is it?”
SUMMERTIME
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
D
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A
G
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N
A
L
L
...
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
